Question : The Rules of the game?
For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works.Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted.You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, but that's the way the game is played.Here is a guide to the point system:SIMPLE DUTIESYou make the bed.....+1You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows.....0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets....-1You leave the toilet seat up.....-5You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty......0When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.....-2 (Got the idea? Don't worry, it gets worse....)You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings.....+5In the snow .....+8But return with beer.....-5And no liners.....-25You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing.....0You check out a suspicious noise and it is something.....+5You pummel it with a six iron.....+10It's her cat.....-40AT THE PARTYYou stay by her side the entire party.....0You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college drinking buddy.....-2Named Tiffany.....-4Tiffany is a dancer.....-10With implants.....-18HER BIRTHDAYYou remember her birthday.....0You buy a card and flowers.....0You take her out to dinner.....0You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team.....-10A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYSGo with a pal.....0The pal is happily married.....+1The pal is single.....-7He drives a Ferrari.....-10With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED)...-15A NIGHT OUT WITH HERYou take her to a movie.....+2You take her to a movie she likes.....+4You take her to a movie you hate.....+6You take her to a movie you like.....-2It's called Death Cop III.....-3Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.....-9You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans.....-15YOUR PHYSIQUEYou develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-30You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800THE BIG QUESTION - She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?"You hesitate in responding.....-10You reply, "Where?".....-35You reply, "No, I think it's your butt".....-100Any other response.....-20COMMUNICATION - When she wants to talk about a problem:You listen, displaying a concerned expression.....0You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50You're mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?".....-100You have fallen asleep.....-200IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTHYou talk.....-100You don't talk.....-150You spend time with her......-200You don't spend time with her.....-500You seem to be enjoying yourself.....-1000 GAME OVER - YOU LOSE!!
- asked by Jim Jnr M
All Answers:
Answer #1
Tough being a guy i guess.
- answered by witch2order
Answer #2
what is the question? haha
- answered by wahooo
Answer #3
if you have a girl friend bet she finds you to be a very a funny guy 1,000,000
points
- answered by toon l
Answer #4
Ha ha funny one. A woman always plays to win!!:-)))
- answered by TRACEY J
Answer #5
I'll reply to a non-question with a non-answer:-------------The Perfect Day
According To...HER:8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter on the
scale9:30 Light breakfast11:00 Sunbathe12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor
cafe1:45 Shopping2:30 Run into boyfriend's ex - notice she's gained 30 lbs.3:00
Facial, massage, nap7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing10:00 Make
love11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms12:00 SleepHIM:10:00 Wake up10:02
Oral sex10:10 Big Breakfast11:30 Drive up coast in Ferrari with gorgeous babe
with big hooters2:15 Enormous lunch3:15 Oral sex3:25 Play sports with the
guys4:30 Drink beer with the guys6:30 Meet Claudia Schiffer6:40 Oral sex6:50
Huge dinner, more beer11:00 Full on, get down, gorilla sex11:10 Sleep
- answered by Mark F
Answer #6
Now that I can relate to!Brilliant.
- answered by Nemesis
Answer #7
A guy is going to lose anyway!!=D
- answered by Rag dolls
Answer #8
Check the rulebook for more....lol
- answered by Dagger
Answer #9
Hahahahhaaaa, you make my life sound hard lol.
- answered by smila
Answer #10
me and my husband laughed over it. it was sooooooo funny.hahahaha!!
- answered by sweetcrazylady
Answer #11
That will be the day when my hubby listens to me when sports is on !! Any idea
how many times I have to repeat the question?? The way he looks at me when I ask
him what I just said it's priceless!! He likes to make these grunting noises!!
We make the grunting noises when they ask us " Did you see that play!"
- answered by Polar Molar
Answer #12
With this one there are no right responses from a guy. He will lose end of
story. A woman can hold things over a guy. Such as not giving him any action if
he makes her mad. So the best thing for a guy to do is just concede the loss
every time and stay on her good side.
- answered by angel beth
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